conversation in the car today:
john: burrito will you let me be the daddy (after the one millionth time burrito chimed in with his two cents after john corrected noodle)? when you're a daddy you can talk to your son like that. but you are not noodle's daddy. i am.
burrito: well...when i'm a daddy i'm going to buy my kids donuts every day. lots of donuts. every day.
john: when you're a daddy you will understand why buying donuts for your kids every day is not a good idea.